saramcpherson:

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work | The Onion (via merlin)

“With a hundred million dollar nationwide campaign to plaster irritating-ass advertaisements for the retarded hunk of garbage every single goddamn place you look, Sony is expecting it to become the next fucking gizmo you absolutely have to fucking own if you don’t want to feel like a toothless hillbilly living in some hillbilly shack somewhere.”